WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL US OPEN?!
Still got that bandidge on from that bloody kangaroo. Long story for anuther day involves a very fast ute an a bag of chips. Anyhow bin stuck on couch rite. Meat pies reheated becaus I’m not movin more then I have to. An these bloody tennis subreddits. Obsesd. Bin yellin at screen for weeks everytime sum nobodies get a wildcard. Like hoo ARE these people?
Then news dropped. Kyrgios an De Minaur. No doubles wildcard for US Open. NO WILD CARD. Are you KIDDING ME. My jaw just hit floor. Nearley dropped my half-eaten pie. What fresh hell is this!
👉 Theyve Lost The Plot
I mean honastly. Whats point of wildcards if you dont give em to them You got Nick rite The bloke hoo brings firewoks sells tickets makes it INTERESTIN. Love him or hate him you watch him. An De Minaur The Demun. He runs harder then my fridge run when it’s tryin to freeze a slab of XXXX Gold. They a propper Aussie combo. They bring the energy the banter the CHAOS. This aint sum polite garden party tennis this is US Open it needs sum spark.
Remember that time I tryed to string a racquet with fishin line Yeah dint work. Ended up lookin like a spiderweb attackd a sieve. But I TRIED. Thats spirit. These US Open bigwigs they aint got that spirit. They just want… borin. It an outrag. A travesty. I even accidently microwaved my phone insted of my sausage roll last week still work sumhow bareley. An that less chaotic then this wildcard decisin.
👉 Absalute Farce Mate
It’s just… it beggers beleif. They want safe. They want predictible. They want… I dunno two blokes hoo hit forehands politely. We want drama. We want serves that nearley take heads off. We want De Minaur chasin down a ball from three courts over. This why everyone complains tennis is gettin borin cause they keep makin these boneheaded decisons.
It’s like when they tryed to ban the BBQ at the local club. The sole of the place gone. Just like the sole of the doubles draw is gone with this. I swear sumtimes I think these tennis officals are just… alergic to fun. Or maybe they just ran out of wildcards. Like they accidently gave em all to sum bloke named Kev from Nebrasca hoo serves underhand. Probly.
This is just rubish. Total. Utter. Rubish. Im goin back to watchin old Hewitt matches. At least he had sum fite.
