Weet-Bix, What The?! Firisua in the 100m, Seriously?!

Stumbled to kitchen. Weet-Bix you know drill. Scooped my phone rite gotta check heat sheets for mornin’s track stuff. Just you know normal scroll.

And then it hit me like a rouge javelin near spat my Weet-Bix across kitchen. Litterally had milk dribblin down my chin. Because Sharon Firisua Solomon Islands.

The Firisua Fiasco, No Kidding

Sharon Firisua mate SHE a marathon runner. A full-blown guts and glory endurance machine. Were talkin 42.2ks not 100 meters of sheer terrifying speed. And she in 100m sprint heats the actual sprint heats my brain just did a backflip and landed on it’s head. What in actual hell happen here?!

Someone sumwhere had a colossal administrative faceplant. A proper world class paperwork bungle. Like were they half asleep drunk on power didnt care Probly all three classick. It’s like puttin a chihuahua in a greyhound race. Or me tryin to do a tripple jump probly end up in another postcode. My toast stuck again Im yellin at it why does everything go sideways today. This is just wrong?

I got those Sydney 2000 Olympics VHS tapes rite You know good ones. They practily worn through from how many times I watch Cathy Freeman anihilate that track. Never once seen Rob de Castella line up for 100m. Or Steve Moneghetti doin hurdles. It just dont fit. Like tryin to put square pegs in round holes.

Bless her heart she gonna be out there probly lookin around like “uh where’s rest of race?” Hope she just enjoys moment maybe she’ll surprise us all with a blistering start. Nah not chance. My poor hammy still twinges from that time I race a pigeon you know just for kicks. Long story invovling a pie shop. Definetly wouldnt sign up for 100m. I nearlly named my cat Cathy Freeman by way. Seriously concidered it. Went with ‘Dash’ insted Not wrong though.

Anyway just needed to get that out. My heads spinning. Track and field eh Always somethin. Back to screamin at the replays.